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There were three guys stuck on an island, the first guy was a African, the second was a German, and the third one was a redneck.

While swimming at the beach the African found a magical lamp and rubbed it. A jenie came out and told them three that he would grant them all one wish.

The African went first and wished to go back to Africa with his family. Then the German went second and wished to go back to germany with his family. Finally it was the rednecks turn so the jenie asked him ,” What is your wish.”" The redneck paused and started looking around and said

Everybody in church was heading to the river cause little Johnny was going to be baptised. So the preacher takes little Johnny and says to him ” hold you’re nose and down we go”"

One day this blonde was looking for work so she was knoking on all her neighbors doors asking if they needed any yard work done. She knoked on one mans door and he said sure you can pint the porch, how much do oyu think would be fair?? 50$ said the blonde and the man gave her the paint. He went inside and told his wife. “what”"

A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a cup of hot water. While handing over the cup, the bartender asks, “Don’t you want a bloody mary?”"
The vampire says

Tere is a severly drunk guy in a bar and he goes up to the bartender and says slurring and wobbling, “I’ll bet you $10

A Blonde was on her way to Mexico, She boarded the plane and sat in First class!.The stuardess came out and said
“excuse me

Yo’ mammas so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean all of the whales started singing ” we are family

A man and woman meet at a bar one rainy night. the woman says to the man, “lets get out of here and go back to my place”". while they are at the womans house inside the bedroom they hear the front door open and slam. all of a sudden the women cries out “”my husband is home

To men are at the top of a building having a drink,and one says to the other i bet you i can jump out this window and in 5 seconds jump back in.”NEVER”" the man says. so the man jumps out and jumps back in

A bitch meets a man in a tiny street:
the bitch: “Do you will fuck me?”"
the man: “”How??