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A radio station is holding a competition for a trip to hawai. Somebody rings up , tells them a word that isn’t in the dictionary and then puts it in a sentence. This is how it went
First caller: Hi my name Adam and my word is G-o-a-n pronounced “Go an”".
Presenter: Okay thats not in the dictionary now whats your sentence.
Adam:Okay

Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.

“Not yet

A woman sudenly woke up at 2 in the morning, with her husbend in the kithen. Woman:”Morning love

Charlie was once waiting at home for his wife 2 come back from the grocery store. When he got a phone call. It was the doctor and he said “Your wife has been in a terrible car accident andshe is at the hospital.”" So

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the english language is the word “fuck.”" It is the one magical word which by just its sound can describe pain

A Family, a boy and his parents went to a nude beach while they were on holiday.

The little boy was building sandcastles when he noticed some women had bigger boobs than his mum. Confused he went to his mum, “Mummy mummy

On day two budies had no place to stay in. They saw a farm and decided to stay there.They knocked on the door and a elderly scottish man answered.The two budies asked
can they stay over one night.The old scottish man repieid “Yes

a little boy was ridding his bike when an officer on a horse stopped him.
the officer asked:
“little bot did santa give that bike?”"
the liitle boy looked up at him and smiled

A guy has been searching through Afghanastan, looking for Osama Bin Laden, until one day he finds him in a cave.

The guy pulls out his gun, and says “Which one do you want me to shoot off first

Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother.”Well,” said the first one, “I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills.”"I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full-time driver for her.”"I’ve got you both beat,” said the third.”I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any Bible verse you tell it to.”A little later, the mother sent out a thank you letter to all three sons.”Gerald — the house you bought was too big. I only live in one room, but I have to clean the entire house. Milton — the car is useless because I don’t go anywhere because I’m too old. But Robert — you know exactly what I like. The chicken was delicious.”