gross
What’s gross?…
What’s gross?
Giving someone a titty twister.
What’s grosser than that?
Keeping a nipple.
What’s more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?…
What’s more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?
Ripping it off.
Did you hear about the leper card game?…
Did you hear about the leper card game?
One threw his hand in, one laughed his head off and one cried
his eyes out.
Why don’t old men eat their wives out?…
Why don’t old men eat their wives out?
Have you ever pulled grilled cheese apart?
Suffocation: Farting in a spacesuit….
Suffocation: Farting in a spacesuit.
What is the difference between a pie and a…
What is the difference between a pie and a woman?
The crust on a pie is good!
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only…
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
- She moans with the other.
There was an old whore from Kahlua…
There was an old whore from Kahlua
Who’d poxed all the cocks ‘d been through her
The smell from her twat
Killed of a large rat
That had lived thirty years in a sewer
How do you recycle a used tampon?…
How do you recycle a used tampon?
As a tea bag for vampires
What does 80 year old pussy taste like?…
What does 80 year old pussy taste like?
- Depends.