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Knock knock
Who’s there?

Boo

Boo who?

Sorry I didn’t mean to make you cry.

Knock-Knock
who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Tennis!Tennis who?Tennis five plus five!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Lionel!Lionel who?Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
X!
X who?
X for breakfast!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Xavier!
Xavier who?
Xavier your breath, I’m not leaving!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Xenia!
Xenia who?
Xenia stealing my sweets!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ya!
Ya who?
I didn’t know you were a cowboy!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by know!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Passion!Passion who?Passion through and I thought I’d say hello!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ima!Ima who?Ima girl who can’t say no…!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Burns!Burns who?Durns me up!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joey!
Joey who?
Joey to the centre of the Earth!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Johann!
Johann who!
Johann a beautiful smile!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Johannes!
Johannes who!
Johannes are cold!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
John!
John who?
John with the Wind!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
John!
John who!
John the Navy!

Knock-Knock.

Who’s there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

I’ve got a doughnut stuck up my butt!