one liners
Whale Watching
Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near her put up signs “Free Whale Watching!”
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ……
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue …
He has a small piece
He has a small piece of brain lodged in his skull
Support Cannibalism — Eat Me!
Support Cannibalism — Eat Me!
It was all so different
It was all so different before everything changed.
-Ashleigh Brilliant
Why is the time of
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Your photographs do you an
Your photographs do you an injustice. They all look like you!
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Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?…
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Midget Faggot
Q: What is the difference between a regular faggot and a midget faggot?
A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.
I’m not as think as
I’m not as think as you drunk I am